Urban do-gooders: bumper stickers

We do. Everyday. Go to a mall or a Huddle House. Look around.
Is there any other way to buy? No one flies to Sweden to buy crayons.
Apparently there are people who have never had a day where they realized they didn't wipe enough.

Didn't like that one? I got this one:

Apparently there are people who have never seen their parents naked.

Didn't like that one? I got this one:

Apparently there are people who have never gotten out of the shower and realized there was no towel.

Didn't like any of these? I've got more - email me at summers.clay@gmail.com and I'll send you some.

This is directed towards a dog. Dogs can't read.