Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Thursday, January 20, 2011

moving forward

reporter: "that is amazing technology. who invented this?"

dude: "i invented it."


Monday, January 17, 2011

just returned a bunch of stuff

to Men's Wearhouse. Everything was ok, it just hit me that I had a two bags of stuff from MEN'S WEARHOUSE.

could you spell that out?

every so often you find yourself having to spell out a word or name to someone so they get it, like "ok so it's B as in boy, E as in elephant" ...etc.

you always hear people say pretty safe stuff. but what if the examples were weird. would the person say anything or just go with it? like say u had to spell out 'crate' ...

"yes it's CRATE . that's as C as in circumcise, R as in retarded, A as in athiest, T as in tinkle, E as in ecstasy."

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

"dude, anyone tell you uh, you look like uh, jesus? like ever before?"

no. never. why would they do that.

besides the look, people tend to either really like me, really dislike me or think i'm probably an alright guy, just not the son of god