Wednesday, October 27, 2010

how to double happy birthday someone on facebook

1. write 'happy birthday' on their wall
2. take a nap. when you wake up, write 'happy birthday' on their wall again.

Monday, October 25, 2010

do you know what people are doing when the light turns green these days?

nothing. at all.

they just sit there and drool, thinking about what they like more: curly fries or regular. "mmm. curly ones are so twisty and cool. like a little piggy tail! nom nom nom. but the regular ones are classic! i love the way i can just stick 'em right in my mouth, many at a time! nom nom nom"

honks from other cars or the realization that traffic is moving forward is usually what makes people finally take action. "huh, what? ok jeez people! so rude! people in this city suck. they can't drive. i hate slim fast i just want butter. i wish i could eat a big butter burger while i have to wait on these annoying lights to turn green."

as far as i can tell that's what's going down at green lights these days. it used to be that people moved the car forward. now they just daydream about curly fries and burgers made of butter until a mean person honks reminding them to, you know, go.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

hey miss thang. miss you. LOVE the wedding pics!! phone date soon?

on facebook there are two main ways to communicate with a friend. 1) write on their wall 2) send them a private message. when you write on a wall, everyone sees it. when you privately message, just that one person sees it.

it seems that many people do not understand how this works. let's pretend the subject of this post was a message i wanted to send to a friend. it would make sense to send it as a private message, because it involves only two parties. but people are messing it up and writing such messages on the friend's wall instead.

this doesn't make sense, because now everyone can read it but no one cares because they have no part in the conversation.

i am researching everyday how to help solve this worldwide misunderstanding. your donations are appreciated. it takes time, money and lots of effort to make progress. If you can, send cash, check or money order to:

clay summers
642 pacific St. #3
santa monica, ca 90405

donations can also be made via paypal, message me with details.

thank you so much. god bless.

pizza pretzel

Saturday, October 23, 2010

"we were dying laughing"

no you weren't. if that were true you'd be dead. it may have been a big laugh. but it wasn't fatal.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Sunday, October 17, 2010

keypad fail

if i didn't know any better, i might think the code to my place was a variation of the numbers with the PAINT GONE