Wednesday, February 23, 2011
ideas on what could be happening March 4:
- federal ban on sex with potato products lifted
- every order of waffle fries comes with 2 valiums and a pair of mittens
- thanksgiving is repealed/march 4 becomes a holiday instead/declared 'waffle fries day'
- it is revealed that waffle fries are the keys to heaven and only those who have eaten them are allowed in.
- low-calorie waffle fries are debuted, regular waffle fries stay on menu with instructions on how to purge them typed on back of packaging (so as to stay thin)
- obama appoints the first-ever waffle fry to serve in his cabinet
- waffle fry milkshakes introduced
- chick fil a announces the next phase in waffle fry history, the belgian waffle fries.
Monday, February 21, 2011
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
with former presidents washington and lincoln watching over the deal, i felt pretty good about buying this car.
whenever i see "as promised, ______" it always comes across like "ah ha! you thought i was completely full of shit. but i wasn't! see?!"
"as promised, here's the 2 yankees tickets"
"as promised, we will leave wednesday"
"as promised, the party includes free beer"