- federal ban on sex with potato products lifted
- every order of waffle fries comes with 2 valiums and a pair of mittens
- thanksgiving is repealed/march 4 becomes a holiday instead/declared 'waffle fries day'
- it is revealed that waffle fries are the keys to heaven and only those who have eaten them are allowed in.
- low-calorie waffle fries are debuted, regular waffle fries stay on menu with instructions on how to purge them typed on back of packaging (so as to stay thin)
- obama appoints the first-ever waffle fry to serve in his cabinet
- waffle fry milkshakes introduced
- chick fil a announces the next phase in waffle fry history, the belgian waffle fries.
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
waffle fry announcement possibilities
ideas on what could be happening March 4: