every order of waffle fries comes with 2 valiums and a pair of mittens
thanksgiving is repealed/march 4 becomes a holiday instead/declared 'waffle fries day'
it is revealed that waffle fries are the keys to heaven and only those who have eaten them are allowed in.
low-calorie waffle fries are debuted, regular waffle fries stay on menu with instructions on how to purge them typed on back of packaging (so as to stay thin)
obama appoints the first-ever waffle fry to serve in his cabinet
waffle fry milkshakes introduced
chick fil a announces the next phase in waffle fry history, the belgian waffle fries.
ideas on what could be happening March 4:
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