did it again

i'm becoming the lamest kind of unstoppable.

waffle fry announcement possibilities

ideas on what could be happening March 4:

• federal ban on sex with potato products lifted
• every order of waffle fries comes with 2 valiums and a pair of mittens
• thanksgiving is repealed/march 4 becomes a holiday instead/declared 'waffle fries day'
• it is revealed that waffle fries are the keys to heaven and only those who have eaten them are allowed in.
• low-calorie waffle fries are debuted, regular waffle fries stay on menu with instructions on how to purge them typed on back of packaging (so as to stay thin)
• obama appoints the first-ever waffle fry to serve in his cabinet
• waffle fry milkshakes introduced
• chick fil a announces the next phase in waffle fry history, the belgian waffle fries.

coke bear

friends?

was looking for 'friends' posters online and came across this one.

where the hell is phoebe? and monica? chandler?

check out their look. it's like they know the others aren't there. maybe they didn't like them. this poster should read 'real friends'.

with former presidents washington and lincoln watching over the deal, i felt pretty good about buying this car.

wonder if i can buy a car from this guy?
yep. approved!
so i just sign here and here...
the end.

as promised,

whenever i see "as promised, ______" it always comes across like "ah ha! you thought i was completely full of shit. but i wasn't! see?!"

ie

"as promised, here's the 2 yankees tickets"

"as promised, we will leave wednesday"

"as promised, the party includes free beer"

no one says...

1. i luvs yahoo mail
2. sweet, protestors
3. miss doing jumping jacks with you
4. let's order a pizza bagel
5. i'm going to scramble 2 eggs and freeze the rest
6. north dakota 4 life