whatever your profession, the goal should be to not wind up being know as "disgraced (insert name of profession)."
mainly it's in case you ever wind up in any kind of news.
"Disgraced postal worker John Smith announced Tuesday that he is now a vegetarian."
"Disgraced pastry chef John Smith declares he has made his last eclair."
"Disgraced Senator John Smith arrested for shoplifting at Big Lots."
"Disgraced taxicab driver John Smith admits ties to Burger King."
"Disgraced policeman John Smith punches his own butt crack."
"Disgraced teacher John Smith continues to be married to his wife despite a recent argument about crab cakes."
"Disgraced quarterback John Smith seen eating at Arby's."